So, swimming costumes are a no no because my butt is like 2 sizes bigger than my top half. Tankini's are never long enough and just ping up onto my waist. I'm not really feeling the bikini look, I may blind people with my lilly white skin..and..nope thats all the options.
Maybe I should just get a burkini..Nigella style.
|What I'd like to wear|
|What I should wear|
|What I do wear. (unfortunately not aloud in the pool)|